tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729674823895661245.post3018179378570203205..comments2023-07-27T08:33:50.134-07:00Comments on David Waywell: So The Maplin Catalogue Arrived...The Spinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306934549725508047noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729674823895661245.post-24726775357910720882013-05-22T07:10:18.000-07:002013-05-22T07:10:18.000-07:00I'm also a Maplin fan but could you explain fo...I'm also a Maplin fan but could you explain fog machines to me? What are they and why do I need one?Gordonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729674823895661245.post-39151402849898349572013-05-22T07:24:23.000-07:002013-05-22T07:24:23.000-07:00Thank you Gordon. I think I'd have preferred i...Thank you Gordon. I think I'd have preferred if you asked about penises, pumps, or pills. I have no idea why anybody would want a fog machine except, perhaps, to lay down a thick blanket of smoke when conducting illegal operations in your neighbour's garden. Actually, that sounds like a very good use of a fog machine. My neighbours have wind chimes. Nothing special, you might say, except they were fashioned from Satan's baby teeth and make a noise like milk bottles rolling in the gutter. I hate them. A smoke machine would make perfect sense. And whilst I'm over the fence, I could do something about the fountain which trickles all night. Plus the solar lights. And the mock Victorian lamp post... I might need help. Perhaps I'll need two smoke machines. And some mechanized infantry but this is getting complicated. Hope I've answered as many questions as I've raised.The Spinehttp://www.the-spine.comnoreply@blogger.com