Very good - the rendering of the tuft is spot on. I went straight to youtube to compare to the real thing and was pleased to see that the first Steve Mclaren entry the autocomplete feature throws up is "steve mclaren interview dutch", which I've not seen for ages and cheered me up somewhat.
It also works as a goatee if its reversed! I suppose you'd have to turn it around too but you get the idea.
That's it's of course.
When all the world is discussing Rooney's implant, people forget how McLaren's turf is a miracle of science. Have you checked out his more recent interviews. I saw SSN this morning and it showed it from the side: completely cut off from the mainland, now, and probably home to a community of monks.
Never thought of that but without doubt you'd increase the profitability of my business twofold. It's imaginative thinking like that which this country lacks. In fact, you've inspired me. Buy then in pairs and you could warm your ears at the time time. It is indeed a merkin for all seasons...
Just checked out a more recent interview, and "cut off from the mainland" is nicely put! Those aren't monks, Spine, but a brand new type of lice, an example of allopatric speciation due to the extreme geographic isolation of said lice population.
The thing is: I'm not sure what the poor man can do. Personally, I'd go for the clippers but I don't think it would work unless he went for the almost bald cut. Shaving that front bit off completely doesn't seem an option, though perhaps he might think of backcombing his eyebrows. The Archbishop of Canterbury is doing some interesting research in that area which might provide help for millions of men like McLaren.