Oho, all you need now is a cartoon of a caravan shaped like Balmoral, parked in an Ikea car park. They do keep moving around the country, don't they?
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Ah, damn! I missed that gag! I wanted to put 'itinerant' in the title but I didn't strike me that they are. Now you point it out, they're constantly on the move. In fact, the parallels become frightening the more you think about it... Their love of blood sports, keeping things in the family, Prince Edward's involvement in the bare knuckle fighting scene...
Yeah. We've got another bunch of them down here. Saw this old biddy flogging lavender down the Paseo least week. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lso4tmgf6m1qa0wj4o1_500.jpg Duchess of Alba or something. I think she reads fortunes as well.
I'm not too sure which part of that photograph scares me the most: the dancer, the excitement of the churchman in the dress, or the aging Lothario on the left who might be the Duchess's toyboy. No, it's definitely the dancer who looks uncannily like James (now Lauren) Harries.