ROFL. Very good. Where can i actually buy one?
I'm taking orders now but it's a matter of my getting a rubberised mould of 'Arry's face and, believe me, that isn't as easy as it sounds. However, I'll be posing as an unknown African striker in the summer with rumours of my signing for Liverpool. With any luck, he'll be in for me quicker than you can say 'he's a good lad and would fit straight into our squad but, of course, he's not out player so it would be wrong for me to talk about him'.
Well good luck with that. If you need me to up your value a bit - don't bother ;)