Wednesday 19 June 2013

Ouch!

This morning I drew a cartoon I intended to (ouch!) post here this afternoon but had second thoughts and quickly dispatched it to the Eye. They still haven’t rejected (ouch!) the five cartoons I submitted two weeks ago so perhaps this additional one will elicit a response. Then I’ll have nearly a week’s worth of (ouch!) good cartoons to use for blog posts…

This afternoon I’ll try to write something more meaning but I’m already beginning to think it’s futile. As you can see, I’m suffering from olecranon bursitis or ‘student’s elbow’ which developed suddenly and for no apparent reason yesterday afternoon (though I might have cracked my elbow earlier in the week). It’s also called ‘water on the elbow’. All I know is that it’s swollen and hurts like a bugger if I (ouch!) put weight on it. It’s nowhere near as bad as it was last night so I’m hoping Ibuprofen and ice packs are doing the trick.

I’m also getting a bit jaded about my web statistics. I shouldn't look at them but I always like to see if my efforts are attracting regular readers. Only, here are some of the Google searches bringing (ouch!) people to this blog this morning:
3d porn blog, 3d porn blogs, 3d porn comics blog, 3ds porn, porn viewable on 3ds, porn+3d+++pop+out, pornography, Large penis tribal man with women, nipples, harry+potter+sex, ply sex com, Rupert Grint nude, spine porn, Warrington prostitutes, testicles in a jar photo.

It’s a depressing thought but I suppose, from now on, I’ll be getting visitors looking for sexy photos of olecranon bursitis also known as ‘Men with big elbows’.

Perhaps I just need a break from the web, go back to writing books that nobody reads.
What wouldn't I give for ten or twenty regular readers?!

PS. Ouch!

5 comments:

  1. I'm as regular as clockwork!

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  2. Thank god you are! I'm just feeling sorry for myself sitting here with the Elephant Man's elbow and nothing and more twisted sex addicts arriving by the minute!

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  3. I don't suppose by any chance they are female twisted sex addicts...?

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  4. There's always a chance, I suppose, but they're usually looking for men willing to dress up as Harry Potter. Are you willing to dress up as Harry Potter? That's the question you have to ask yourself. Remember: they wouldn't be loving you for yourself but merely using you as a mere sexual bauble to satisfy their perverted longings.

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  5. * thinks *

    I could do that!

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